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Off The Ball - Pre-season Update

July 21, 2008

newsAye aye all, fit like theday? Today will be Inside Left’s last update for a week or two while we go for a bit of craic agus ceol in Ireland, a wee pre-season tour if you like, before we return for the start of the footballing fun. We just wanted to take this opportunity for a quick catch-up with what’s happening around Scotland and give you a heads up with what’s coming up while we’re gone.

We begin with a rather sore topic for Inside Left, the pre-season friendlies. After Aberdeen’s shocking 4-0 defeat away to Peterhead we had considered giving up football and taking up curling or bowls. Much ribbing from Peterhead fans followed but thankfully they’re all off to sea again on their smelly boats for a few weeks catching fish for my haddock suppers and giving us a bit of piece. Aberdeen play Brechin tonight in what will be another potential banana skin. At the time of writing this update, the Dons are leading 1-0 at halftime. Surely history won’t repeat itself will it? Will it?

Dundee United got back to winning ways, beating Raith Rovers 4-0 at Starks Park. Like some of our other clubs who have been in action over the last few days, United haven’t exactly shone in their games so far, so the win came at just the right time for Craig Levein’s men. Warren Feeney scored three of United’s goal before Noel Hunt rounded off the night, and the Raith keeper, to seal the tie. Next up for Dundee United are Abroath who, in a seamless link to the next paragraph …

… got tanked 3-1 by a Sunderland XI featuring the highly-rated Martyn Waghorn. Bryan Scott scored for the Lichties. Judging by the club photographs, a gala day was had by all despite the result. Thirteen Sunderland fans travelled up for the occasion.

Just down the coast, Dundee lost to Wolves, their first pre-season defeat. After the 0-0 draw against Aberdeen the other week, the Dee’s probably thought their pre-season was going well, but a series of defensive mistakes allowed the Midland club to grab a late winner. Veteran keeper (a euphemism for ‘a player whose had more clubs than Tiger Woods’) Rab Douglas played for the Dee’s, as did new signing Jim Lauchlan who signed a one-year deal right before the kick-off.

Third Division returnees Berwick Rangers entertained Second Division Alloa Athletic, but probably wished they’d hid behind the sofa when the doorbell rang as the visitors ran out 3-0 winners. Steven McKeown, Joe Andrew and Iain Campbell got the goals for the Wasps.

Back in the giddy heights of the SPL, the team which finished third (and therefore officially the best team in Scotland if only the Old Firm would feck off), lost away to Romanian outfit Tescoma Zlin. Terrible name for a football team, so it is, sounds more like a medical condition involving flaky skin and rash that doesn’t respond to antibiotics. Anyway, Motherwell (for it was them)  lost 2-1, both Romanian goals coming in a two-minute spell. David Clarkson scored for the Steelmen.

Rangers lost 1-0 to German side Schalke ‘04. Some slack near-post defending allowed Mladen Krstajic to score with a glancing header. Rangers went for a 4-3-3 formation with Miller, Darcheville and Novo up front, but the game was by all accounts pretty poor and should be regarded as a nice run-out for the Gers. Thankfully there where no more injuries to report, as the search for a replacement for Barry Ferguson goes on. David Weir has been appointed team captain while the midfielder recovers. Ferguson is expected to be out for up to four months.

If you’ve got your own gloves and top, get yourself down to Almondvale. Keeper Giordano Vanin has been released from his contract  at his own request. The Italian lasted six days at the club. It puts Livingston in a bit of a pickle as they’re not exactly over-furnished in the goalkeeping department. An unnamed Frenchman was used in the defeat to a Celtic XI side on Sunday. He was subsituted for an unnamed Brazillian keeper, but so far no news from the club about a permanent signing.

Two interesting games to get down to see  if you can. Barcelona come to Scotland when they play Hibernian at Murrayfield on Thursday and Dundee United at Tannadice on Saturday. The Catalan side travel with a strong squad, including Alexander Hleb, Daniel Alves, Thierry Henry, Samuel Eto’o and Lionel Messi.

Some of the friendly fixtures coming up in the next few weeks include St Johnstone taking on Burnley on Wednesday,  Celtic against Cardiff on Thursday before they fly out to Portugal for the Algarve Cup. Aberdeen travel to Holland for a series of games against Dutch opposition, as do Falkirk, who play three games there. Hamilton stay in Blighty as they take part in Hartlepool United’s pre-season Centenary Tournament where they might play Sunderland, if things go their way. Hearts travel to Germany for a 10-day tour of lower-league opposition. Inverness take a break from playing Highland League sides and travel to Denmark for a series of games against teams you and I have never heard of. Kilmarnock and St Mirren cut costs by staying close to home. QPR and Coventry play Killie, while St Mirren take on Morton in the Renfrewshire Cup. The Buddies complete their pre-season with a game away to Darlington.

Three stories for you to follow while we’re gone:

David Healy MBE was caught giving it the auld “I’m a flute player in a Orange band, and here’s my flute” in front of the Celtic fans prior to their game against Fulham at Craven Cottage. It’s a stupid thing to do, especially for a former Rangers player and Northern Ireland international and really he should know better than to do the one thing guaranteed to get the Celtic fans going. The question now is how much attention will be paid to the incident as (a) it was a friendly and (b) the incident did not take place in Glasgow. It’s a similar incident to what Gascoine did a few years ago and similar to Artur Boruc’s crossing himself after an Old Firm game. Both players where disciplined (Gascoine was fined £40,000 while Boruc got a police caution) and Healy should receive some kind of punishment, friendly or not. He’s since apologised, saying

I am supposed to be a role model and I can only apologise. It was one of those incidents that someone said something and I made a silly gesture, which I regret.

Perhaps it’s all a storm in a teacup (afterwards, some of the fans who had been giving him stick sent over programmes for him to sign, according to reports in The Independent), but there’s no place in football for simple-minded sectarianism no matter where, or why, it takes place. Keep an eye on the news to see how this one works itself out. As the incident happened in England, we doubt much will come of it. The Irish Football Association are said to be looking into the incident. To add insult to injury, Celtic lost 3-1.

The Scottish Challenge Cup kicks off on the 26th July. For those who don’t know, the Challenge Cup is a knock-out competition open to all members of the Scottish Football League. Complicated copyright laws prevent us from printing the full fixture list, but you can get the schedule here. Ties of the round are the Angus derby between Arbroath and Forfar and the meeting of the ‘other’ teams in Glasgow, Partick Thistle and Queens Park. Keep an eye out also for Annan Athletic who play First Division Clyde.

The other thing to keep an eye on is the goings on around Highland League whipping-boys Fort William. If you’re a regular reader of Inside Left you’ll know we’ve been following this story for a while now. With the season only a few weeks away (2nd August) we’re still awaiting any dramatic news on progress. It’ll take a while for any improvement to take hold at the Fort, assuming it’s all still going ahead of course: Duncan Shearer has not joined up, as the club cannot pay his wages and salary demands for the first six months.  We’re also not sure if the new American players have arrived in town yet. The new players will need some time to settle in, so don’t expect an end to the rugby scores at Claggan Park any time soon.

Lastly, we were hoping to give you a more in-depth look at how we think the First, Second and Third Divisions will work out next season, but we spent so long ironing underpants and socks for our holidays that we just didn’t get around to finishing it. Here are the tables as we see them; the underlying arguments will come later.

Division One Division Two Division Three
Dundee
St Johnstone
Dunfermline  Partick    
Livingston
Queen Of The South
Ross County
Morton    
Airdrie Utd 
Clyde     
       
Raith     
Alloa    
Arbroath
Peterhead      Ayr    
Brechin
Queens Park    
Stranraer
Stirling 
East Fife   
Cowdenbeath
Dumbarton      
Albion
Berwick    
Montrose    
Elgin    
Stenhousemuir       East Stirling    
Forfar    
Annan Athletic

Phew, and we were hoping to keep this update short! We’ll be back in time for the start of the season and will be travelling with the Dons to Deventer as they take on Go Ahead Eagles. We’re still hoping to catch a word with Jimmy and the lads before they head back to Aberdeen.

In the meantime, if your team are playing in a friendly, the Challenge Cup or one of the many leagues around the country, go along and watch. Win or lose, enjoy the games and support your team. We will be back on the 2nd August as we continue to bring you all the news and features about the game in Scotland. Until then, mar sin leibh an dràsda!

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Meat Pie - SPL 2008/09 Predictions, Part II

July 20, 2008

Following on from our look at how we think the top half of the league will finish, we conclude our Scottish Premier League season predictions with the lower half of the league.

Hearts

Hearts Hearts ended the season in eighth place last year, their worst finish since they where relegated from the old Scottish Premier league in 1981, so improvement is clearly required. The potential is certainly there - Hearts, together with Motherwell are the only other club in the SPL to have finished second in the league in the last ten years. Two years ago a team that featured Hartley, Gordon, Skacel, Pressley and Bednar romped into second place, nineteen points clear of fourth-placed Hibs. Since then, a lot has happened. Gordon, Pressley and Hartley all left (some say pushed) and though a fourth place finish in season 2006/07 is not bad these days, life at Tynecastle was anything but easy. A revolving door of managers and players, mainly Lithuanian, meant that the club was in a total state of flux and getting a settled team was not easy. Stephen Frail (the sixth manager since the end of the 2005/06 season) took over in a care-taker role and did as well as can be expected given his position was never secure.  With the arrival of a new coach, after almost seven months of searching, life at Tynecastle should be returning to normal any time soon. Hungarian Csaba Laszlo is probably the best of the various names to have been associated with the job and should go some way to repairing the damage owner Vladmir Romanov has done to the reputation of the club, providing he can get the results, and providing Romanov will leave Csaba to the job of running first team affairs. Like new England coach Fabio Capello, the new manager has been ringing in the changes: the team reports to the Riccarton training facilities early and has breakfast together before training starts as Csaba rebuilds some of the team unity. The sale of Roman Bednar to West Bromwich Albion (where he was out on loan) for £2.3m will bring some revenue to the club, which presumably will be used to buy a new striker. Super-sub Velicka had scored fourteen before was sold to Viking Stavanger (and then to Rangers) back in February while next top scorers Laryea Kingston and Andrew Driver both scored five in all competitions. Left-back David Obua is the only new signing of the new season so far while Neil McCann and Ibrahim Tall have left. We think the Csaba revolution will take some time to kick in while he gets used to the squad, and Roman and Csaba get used to each other. Like every Hearts season these days, what happens on the pitch is very much determined by what happens off it. Not league winners, better Cup runs should be a target for Csaba and Vladimir will expect better than a fourth round exit in the League Cup. With all the changes going on we think Hearts will do marginally better than last year.  Season 2010/11 will be a good one for the Tynecastle side, but for now we predict a 7th place for the Jambos.

Inverness Caley Thistle

Inverness In the last four seasons that Caley have played in the top flight, they’ve finished ninth, eighth, seventh and eight again. It tells a story doesn’t it? Caley are one of those mid-table teams that get the results without ever really getting anywhere. They reached sixth place about midway through last following good wins over Hearts and Dundee United, but from the end of February right up to the end of the season Caley got stuck in ninth position. Very much a team that prefers to play at home Caley scored the most goals and won the most of the teams in the bottom six. Their ninth place is probably due to their thirteen defeats away from home - only Gretna had a worse away record. Good news: Inverness scored 51 goals last season, more than the three teams above them in the league and better than Aberdeen and Motherwell. The bad news: apart from Gretna, Inverness also conceded the most goals, a massive sixty-two! Joining for this season is defender Djebi-Zadi (who also had a spell at Ross County) and Ryan Esson, returning back to Scotland after a lengthy spell in England. Manager Craig Brewster also brings in Andy Barrowman from Ross County where he scored twenty-four league goals as he helped the Staggies win promotion back to the First division. A shrewd move, assuming Barrowman can handle life in the SPL, because it looks like Marius Niculae wont be staying at Caley for much longer - expect the Romanian to be gone in the January transfer window. Attacking midfielder Don Cowie (yet another former Ross County player!) was the clubs top-scorer last season. And if things get tight, manager Craig Brewster can still play: he scored in the pre-season friendly against Brora Rangers. We think that Brewster will push the team harder this year and if they can keep the “Goals Against” column nice and low, while scoring at the other end, we think Caley will improve from last year. So, Caley for eighth.

Falkirk

Falkirk Falkirk start their fourth season in the top flight. Manager John Hughes brings in a lot of defenders this year, suggesting perhaps that he thinks there might be problems there. Jackie McNamara and Lee Bullen join Dermot McCaffrey and Gretna’s Erik Shultz-Eklund in defence giving Falkirk a total of nine first team defenders. Strangely enough however, with only forty-nine goals against, Falkirk conceded the fewest goals of all the teams in the bottom six. Neill McCann joins from Hearts where he played a minor role this season, spending most of it on the injured list but he’ll add experience to a relatively young midfield together with Russell Latap. Scoring wise, Falkirk like to spread it about a bit: not a single player reached double figures last year, but the forty-five goals they scored last season had to come from somewhere. With the exception of Pedro Moutihno, all the clubs scorers from last season are still with the club. Michael Higdon and Carl Finnigan scored fifteen goals between them, while Graham Barret contributed six. With that kind of goal scoring however you’re not going to push the top six and we don’t see Falkirk improving greatly this season. Ninth place for the Bairns.

Kilmarnock

Kilmarnock Kilmarnock and Mount Vesuvius have something in common: both lie dormant for a few years and then suddenly explode. Like we outlined in a previous posting Kilmarnock are due a good season, but we doubt it is going to be this one. Kilmarnock were truly dreadful last season. Their eleventh place finish  was their worst finish in years, and it was only thanks to Gretna that Kilmarnock survived at all. Ten wins and ten draws got them trough the season and their thirty-nine goals scored was one of the lowest in the league. Much to ponder on then for manager Jim Jefferies as the start of the season approaches. Allan Russell joins to help score some more goals (he scored 26 for Airdrie last season) and fill in for previous top scorer Colin Nish who left for Hibernian in the January transfer window. An anxious season for Kilmarnock then. We think they’ll survive, but only just. We also have Jim Jefferies as favourite for first managerial casualty this season.

Hamilton Academicals

Hamilton Ten years after their last appearance in the SPL, the Accies make another return to the top flight. We think they’ll do better this year than they did last time out when they where relegated again straight away. This time though, Hamilton are a team in good form. Runaway winners of the First Division (a very tough league to get out of), with sixty-two goals scored and only twenty-seven conceded, well,  that’s a better record than Motherwell last season. Ok, so we’re comparing apples and oranges - the SPL is a much stronger league than the First - but Hamilton where undefeated at home where they scored twenty-nine goals and conceded only three. Richard Offiong scored twenty-one goals last season, the only player to get into double figures. James McCarthy (a player tipped for greatness), Simon Mensing and James McArthur where the other goal scorers. With the addition of Derek Lyle, signed from Dundee, Billie Reid now has plenty of firepower up front. The trick will be keeping the goals out at the other end. Hamilton have a shocking record against the other SPL sides (and especially Celtic, who beat The Accies 8-0, 8-3 and 7-1 in recent years) so it’ll be up to the experienced players in the side to keep the campaign on track. If they can keep that winning mentality from last season going, the Accies will be fine. We think they can, so we’ve got the them in eleventh place.

St Mirren

St Mirren When considering who to pick for the team to go down, we knew it was going to be one of Hamilton, Kilmarnock or St Mirren. After much debate, we went for St Mirren. Aside from Gretna, St Mirren where the only other team in the league never to get out of the bottom six for the duration of the season: seventh was the highest position reached. For the most part, the Buddies hovered around the ninth and tenth places. The problem is easy: they can’t score. With twenty-six goals, St Mirren had the lowest ‘Goals For’ score in the league - even Gretna scored more. If the Paisley side are to survive this season, they’re going to have to score and stop conceding so many goals. Manager Gus McPherson obviously recognises this problem, bringing in Dennis Wyness from division rivals Inverness Caley Thistle, while Tom Brighton will bring some pace to the front line. Billy Mehmet, top scorer last season with eight goals has committed his future to the club for another three years. Jack Ross strengthens the defence, and Steven Robb gives McPherson another option on the left wing. A good cup run might brighten up what will be a long season, so hopefully they’ll do better than last years sixth-round exit to St Johnstone and the embarrassing defeat to East Fife in the second round of the League Cup.  St Mirren move to their new stadium on January 31 but we’re not sure that the stadium will be seeing Premier League football for much longer. For us, St Mirren are the team to go down this year.

So, that’s it, our predictions for the new season. We reckon the final table will look like this come the end of May:

1  Celtic    (C)
2  Rangers
3  Aberdeen
4  Dundee United
5  Motherwell
6  Hibernian
7  Hearts
8  Inverness
9  Falkirk
10 Kilmarnock
11 Hamilton
12 St Mirren (R)

Do you agree with us? Let us know via the comments or the forum. Tomorrow we’ll bring you our First, Second and Third division predictions to keep you going while Inside Left goes on a wee pre-season break to Ireland.

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Peterhead 4 - 0 Aberdeen. Eh?

July 18, 2008

Following on from an earlier posting about some of the poor performances our top sides have been putting in against lower league opposition, we literally fell of the chair when this scoreline was SMS’d to us live from the away end at the Balmoor Stadium in Peterhead.

There are bad results and there are embarrassing results. This,  dear readers, is an embarrassingly bad result. Yes, it’s a friendly, and yes, we shouldn’t read too much into this, but just to put into perspective the sheer awfulness of it all, here is the Aberdeen team: Bossu, Duff, Foster, Kerr, Mair, Considine, de Visscher, McDonald, Mackie, Smith, Maguire. I think you’ll agree that, though not a full strength line up,  it is still a team that should be capable of beating a Second Division side. And not to take anything away from Neale Cooper’s Peterhead, but we’d have expected Aberdeen to win this one. Even losing 3-2 or 2-1 would have been OK, but 4-0, friendly or not, is just not acceptable. We trust the hairdryer is flying in the ‘Visitors’ changing room and that performances will improve. We’ll stand by our earlier prediction below, but lads: wake up!

Elsewhere, Chris Killen and Barry Robson score goals either side of half time as Celtic beat Southampton 2-0 at the St Mary’s Stadium.

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Meat Pie - SPL 2008/09 Predictions, Part I

July 18, 2008

We cant put if off any longer. With only a few more weeks to go before the season kicks off in all it’s wonderful footballing glory, the time has come to do what every football site has to do round about this time of the summer: we stick our necks out and try and predict the seasons winners and losers. In Scotland, picking the winner is an easy task. Compared to England where, depending on who you believe, you have a one in four chance of guessing the right winner, in Scotland those odds are shortened to 1 in 2. A two-way bet then, and you’re guaranteed to be in the money. The real trick though is not in choosing the teams finishing first and second, but rather the order of the teams finishing below that. In part one of our season’s predictions, we look at the how we think the top six teams will finish this year, based on nothing more than statistics, past performances and a certain amount of wild stabs in the dark.

Celtic  - Champions

When we first started this exercise, we had Rangers coming out on top simply because we had this general perception that Celtic stuttered their way through the season while Rangers just seemed to cruise, apart from that bit at the end. On closer analysis this certainly wasn’t the case. Rangers got off to a better start, sure, and led the table between January and April until they lost the Old Firm derby on the 16th April. From then on, Celtic lead the league right to the end. A goalless draw on the opening day aside, Celtic scored 22 goals in the first five games of the season. Eighty-four goals scored in total last season and only twenty-six conceded demonstrates exactly where Celtic’s strengths lie. The top 2 top scorers in the SPL last year where Celtic players - Scott McDonald and Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink bagged 40 goals between them. Barry Robson scored 12 goals for Dundee United before his move to Glasgow and George Samaras managed 6 goals - he’s now signed on for another year so Celtic certainly have powerful attacking options next year.  Strachan has not been too busy so far in the transfer market; perhaps he feels the squad doesn’t need any reinforcements, a feeling he’s underlined by the fact the roster has stayed pretty much the same over the summer months. Celtic fans would probably be hoping for some new signings, especially as their cross-town rivals are pushing out the boat in the last few weeks.  Romanian defender Gabrielle Tamas will probably sign this week, but Strachan knows what he’s doing and wont be pushed into making signings he doesn’t feel are required just to keep the fans happy. If we had to identify one weakness, it has to be their reliance on two strikers to get the goals. Rangers may have scored the same number of goals as Celtic, but that was spread over more players. Should either one of McDonald or Hesselink get a long-term injury, Celtic might struggle to score. Despite all of that we’ve got Celtic for the league again - and by a wider margin than last year.

Rangers

It’s a fact of life in Scotland these days that if Celtic win the league, Rangers will finish second. Conversely, should Rangers win the league, then Celtic will finish second. As we’ve already got Celtic winning the league, the task of picking the team to finish behind them is easy. Walter Smith’s side pushed Celtic hard all the way last season, right up to the final game. Had the fixture congestion not caught up with the Gers, perhaps results might have been different - the two draws against Hibs and Motherwell towards the end of the season where points the team could ill afford to lose, making the subsequent run-in all the harder. Added to that was the distraction, albeit a pleasant one, of a (losing) UEFA Cup final and all the off-field mess that surrounded that. Rangers lost the league on the last day when they went down 2-0 to Aberdeen but still won all the other silverware going - a penalty decider in the League Cup and a hard-fought victory of Division One outfit Queen of the South ensured that Walter Smith had something to show for all the effort.  Not altogether a disappointing season by anyone’s standards then, but with Celtic going for four-in-a-row, the pressure will be on this year to make sure that doesn’t happen. Cheekily bringing Kenny Miller (an ex-Celtic and ex-Rangers player) back to Glasgow was a classic move designed to piss Celtic off, but the move has also pissed Rangers fans off - £2m for a striker who scored nine times last season (admittedly playing for Derby) seems excessive, especially as you’ve already got some excellent attacking option up front: Kris Boyd scored 14, while Darchevile, Cousin and Novo all added to the eighty-four goals (the same as Celtic) that Rangers scored last season. The club has also recently signed another striker, Andrius Velicka, from Viking Stavanger. Bringing Christain Daily to the club was also seen as somewhat of a strange move, and David Weir is two-years short of forty and was visibly knackered in the UEFA Cup final. We’re also not sure about Kirk Broadfoot at right-back.  Still, Weir brings more experience to an already relatively old defence. Rangers will definitely miss captain Barry Ferguson in the opening four months of the season while he recovers from an ankle injury. In goal they’ve probably got the best Scottish keeper playing in Scotland. Allan McGregor had been linked with a big money move to Spurs, but the back-up to Craig Gordon in the Scotland goal has signed a new deal with Rangers, rumoured to worth up to £5m. Rangers will do well again this year, not because (like Celtic) they’re especially good, but more because they’re so much better than the rest of the league. If they can avoid silly defeats like the ones to Hearts and Dundee United last year and perhaps get a point from Celtic at Parkhead (Rangers lost both Old Firm derby games at Parkhead last season), then a second place finish for Rangers is how we see it ending.

Aberdeen

Outside of the Old Firm, there are only three other places for the teams to aspire to this season: third and fourth (both European qualification places this year now that the Intertoto is being canceled) and twelfth. Relegation wont be an issue for the team we have finishing in third spot this year, but consistency will. Aberdeen had a rocky season, spending most of the first half in the bottom half and never getting higher than fourth spot. Accepting for a minute that you wont be taking points of the Old Firm, its from the basement teams that you get your points and, Hearts aside, Aberdeen certainly did that last season, though perhaps with a few too many draws. Good performances against Dundee United this season was offset by not winning a single game against Motherwell, the team that finished above them. Jimmy Calderwood is - like most teams in Scotland, Rangers and Celtic included - working with a small budget and strengthening the squad is always a problem - gone are the days when Aberdeen where a force to be reckoned with, so getting players to head this far north is a challenge.  Up front is where the main problem lies for Aberdeen: the Dons where the only team in the top six with a negative goal difference. Fifty goals scored, but fifty-eight conceded. Lee Miller was top scorer with twelve goals, the only out-and-out striker to get on the score sheet. Barry Nicholson and Sonny Aluko, good for eight goals between them have both left and most of the remaining goals came from midfielders and, bizarrely, defenders. Aberdeen’s strikers need to start scoring, providing they get the service from their team mates. Losing Jackie McNamara wasn’t too bad, but Barry Nicholson and his battling midfield performances will be hard to replace. Sammy Stewart and Gary McDonald have been brought in to help Scott Severin in the middle of the park, while Charlie Mulgrew joins from Wolves to help out in defence following the loss of four defenders, including the hugely popular and talented Karim Touzani, who returned to Holland, and Alan Maybury’s decision not to extend his time at Pittodrie. Goalkeeping cover for Jamie Langfield has arrived in the rather large form of Frenchman Betrand Bossu who impressed on his second-half debut against Manchester United.  Generally, whenever writing a season preview for Aberdeen, the text “the fans will be expecting to challenge for the title like they did back in the early 80’s” is obligatory, but thankfully not anymore. Expectations for this year are no longer a league win, but rather a good third place finish and good cup runs. With no European games to distract them this year, that’s certainly achievable. So, Aberdeen for third.

Dundee United

In fourth place we’ve got Dundee United. Unlike east-coast rivals Aberdeen, Dundee United never strayed too far from the fourth or third spot, trading positions with Motherwell right up to the final three weeks of the season, when they didn’t win another game. A final day loss to Celtic, coupled with a miracle Aberdeen win over Ranges pushed United into fifth place and a significantly lower share in the end-of-season prize money. Two shameful defeats to Gretna aside, United performed well against the rest of the league and we see that trend continuing. A League Cup Final appearance was also good even though United had a relatively easy passage to Hampden. Craig Levein has strengthened the squad considerable over the summer: Fans favourite Willo Flood is back for another year and Paul Dixon and Scott Robertson join from city rivals Dundee. Noel Hunt was top scorer with thirteen goals, and Barry Robson had scored 11 by the time the club sold him to Celtic for a cool £1.25m. United need to score more goals at Tannadice though. Of the teams in the top six, United scored the fewest at home, a mere 26. Balancing that off is the fact that - Rangers and Celtic aside - United also conceded the fewest at home, 14. The away form wasn’t so good however, with only five wins in nineteen attempts. We mentioned this in our Who Are Ya profile of the club, but United have to hope that “McCurriegate” will pass over soon and without too much trouble as Craig Levein needs to keep his focus on the teams performance on the pitch, rather than his lawyers performance in the upcoming SFA hearings. Dundee United for fourth then.

Motherwell

The question we where asking ourselves in the office was whether to pick Motherwell or Hibs for fifth place. In the end we went for Motherwell, though it all depends on two things: Mark McGhee’s staying power and the clubs reaction to their first full season without influential captain Phill O’Donnell. Mark McGhee decided to turn down the Hearts job after much public soul searching and a dramatic flight from the top-of-the-stairs of the plane to Lithuania. In the short-term it’s probably a better decision for Motherwell than it is for McGhee. To be frank, we cant see him staying on for another season once this one is out of the way, especially if Motherwell don’t - or cant - repeat the form that got them into Europe and seven points clear of fourth placed Aberdeen. For Motherwell it will be important to make the best of it while McGhee is still here. Thats not to say that McGhee carries the team: there’s a lot of talent at Motherwell. Paul McQuin takes over from Phill O’Donnell as club captain. The central defender is only 22 but has been with the club for over six years. David Clarkson is another young player whose only ever played at Motherwell and scored 12 goals last season.  Ross McCormack seemed destined for a long career with Motherwell, but he’s left for Cardiff, citing as one of the reasons for his departure the fuss around manager Mark McGhee. Relatively early exits from the various Cup competitions (fifth round of the Scottish Cup and the quarter-finals of the League Cup) allowed the team to focus on the league. When ‘Well where knocked out of the Scottish Cup there where sixth. By the time Dundee knocked them out of the League Cup four months later, they where third. A slender +4 goal difference at home suggests that games at Fir Park are tight affairs, while Motherwell are the only club in the top six (again, excluding Celtic and Rangers) who won more games away from home than they lost. They could do with scoring a few more on the road though; goals for 20, goals against 20.  Motherwell had a better record against Hibernian than they did against Dundee United, so while we see them beating Hibernian again, we don’t see them repeating the feat against either United or Aberdeen, who never won a game against Motherwell last season (we don’t expect that trend to last). There’s been very little transfer activity in the off-season. Bob Malcolm was the clubs last signing, and that was back in February. A fifth place for Motherwell.

Hibernian

Once you get below fifth place in Scotland, everything just seems to merge together into teams that pack the middle of the league without really threatening the top half.  There’s about three teams there that could make sixth - Hearts, Falkirk, Inverness, but we go for Hibernian, simply because Hearts are still getting used to a new manager (and they where awful last year), Falkirk are begging supporters to come to the games (which never augers well) and Inverness, well, you just cant imagine it, can you?  Hibernian, like Hearts have a new manager at the helm who is starting his first season in the top flight. Mixu Paateleinen might not have got off to a good start - they’re already out of Europe before the season has even started, and have posted somewhat disappointing pre-season results, but it’ll all come good, we’re sure of that. For one, Hibs have Steven Fletcher. Young Player of the Year, the clubs top scorer with 13 goals last season and, perhaps something that can become a distraction, a transfer target for Real Madrid. If he continues scoring and they can hold on to him past the January transfer window, Hibs should be cruising. Colin Nish Dean Shiels, Merouane Zemmama and Clayton Donaldson all contributed to the goal tally so the goals are coming from a variety of places, which is always a good thing. Captain Rob Jones remains popular with the fans and the whole Leeds transfer thing seems to have been forgotten about. Business as usual in east Edinburgh. There’s only one new name to add to the roster: defender David van Zanten joins from St Mirren.  Like most of the teams outside of the top four, the only way to get into Europe is through the Cup competitions. Hibs got to the fifth round of the Scottish Cup and the third round of the League Cup, so we should be expecting better this year. In the end results conspired against Hibernian on the final day of the league season when they where beaten 2-0 by Motherwell, while Aberdeen beat Rangers to drop Hibernian from fifth to sixth place. An overall +4 goal difference last season was mainly built up at home (only Aberdeen won more games at home) which was just as well, as Hibs where the lowest scoring of the top six teams on the road.  Perhaps if Hibs can beat Dundee United next year (they drew all their games) and do better against teams they should beat, like St Mirren to who Hibs lost twice in three outings, then a higher place finish is possible. For now though, we put Hibs in sixth place, the same as last year.

So, to summarise then, this is how we see the top six finishing this season:

1  Celtic     (C)
2  Rangers
3  Aberdeen
4  Dundee United
5  Motherwell
6  Hibernian

Do you agree with us? Let us know via the comments or the forum. We’ll share our bottom six predictions with you on Monday.

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Off The Ball - Banana skins and a whole lotta ‘L

July 17, 2008

newsFriendlies are always something of a slippery banana. As manager, you select a series of opponents, ideally beginning with a few teams you’d probably beat relatively convincingly on any given Saturday, then slowly get the confidence up as the teams you play get better and better. So, like Dundee United and Hibernian, you start off with some part-timers and end with Barcelona. Or Hearts, who start out in the Oban tournament (and still lost), then battle their way through a few junior sides before facing English Premiership opposition in the form of Hull.  Couldn’t go wrong, could it?

Except for some teams it nearly always does, and this week has been no exception as our top teams struggle against lower league opposition.

Dundee United finished off the Irish legs of their pre-season preparations when they narrowly beat part-timers Tolka Rovers 3-2 in Dublin (in fairness to United, there is no professional football in Ireland, so every team are technically part-timers). Levein’s side where 2-1 down at one point, and it took two late goals from Lee Wilkie and Noel Hunt to spare United’s blushes. The Taysiders had already lost their first fixture on Irish soil against UCD a few days previously, and while you should not read much into a friendly fixture, you would expect a bit more from a side that finished fifth in the league last year (and that’s Dundee United we’re talking about, in case you where wondering).

New Hearts coach Csaba Lazlo is probably not too worried about what he has seen so far following yesterdays defeat to Dunfermline (1-0) in only his second game in charge. Although there’s less than a month to go before they take on Motherwell in the league, there’s plenty of games coming up in which the team can get used to Csaba’s style of play. Admittedly, Dunfermline are a stronger side than Glentoran, to whom Hearts lost 6-5 on penalties after the teams finished one goal apiece after regular time, but given the volatility of his boss, along with the expectations of the fans (of which one thousand traveled to Dunfermline to be at the first game under their new manager) he’s going to want to book some positive results real soon.

Rangers also had a wee scare when German side Lotte scored in the third minute. Thankfully, the lead only lasted sixty-seven minutes, when Kris Boyd scored to equalize. He scored his second shortly afterwards and John Fleck sealed the 3-1 victory just before full-time. In the end it was an easy win, but Rangers will need to  raise their game when they face a sterner test in the shape of FC Schalke 04 on Friday.

A pretty strong Hamilton side featuring last seasons Division One top scorer and Player of the Year Richard Offiong as well as persistent transfer target and Republic of Ireland U19 international James McCarthy went down 1-0 away to Airdrie United. Airdrie’s goal was scored by the unusually named A Trailist, who had several other members of his family playing for the North Lanarkshire side. Hamilton play Berwick Rangers tonight while Airdrie are the opposition in Kilmarnock’s first game of the pre-season at the Excelsior Stadium on Friday.

On the subject of Ireland, I was surpised to find that there’s quite a few Scots who ply their trade in the Emerald Isle. Former Motherwell and Albion Rovers goalkeeper Jamie Ewings plays for Drogheda United. Stuart Malcolm played for St Johnstone and Cowdenbeath before moving to his current team Finn Harps in 2006. Another former St Johnstone player, Marc McCulloch, now plays for Eircom League 1 side Galway United (Mrs Inside Left’s home team, where disgraced trader Nick Leason is now commercial manager). Jamie McKenzie plays for Sligo Rovers having previously played at Hibernian, while goalkeeper Chris Bennion had a brief spell at Hearts and Middlesbrough before moving to Ireland with Dundalk (where Aberdeen legend John Hewitt also played and managed). It’s been a long time since we shipped Jordan, Souness, Black and so on off to foreign shores, so it is nice to see that our players are still in demand abroad.

Just to remind you, some other friendlies taking place this week include Celtic’s game against Southampton tomorrow, Peterhead welcome Aberdeen to Balmoor and Dundee United take on Raith Rovers. Inverness Caley continue their tour of former Highland League opposition against Rothes.

Some other news then. At the risk of turning this into the Aberdeen FC blog (look, it is my blog so I can have as many Aberdeen stories as I like), former Reds goalie Ryan Esson joins Inverness Caley Thistle while striker Chris McGuire signs up for another three years. Esson had spells at Hereford and Shrewsbury Town and had been considered for a move back to Pittodrie when it looked like Jamie Langfield had ended his career after he verbally abused manager Jimmy Calderwood on holiday last year (it’s a long story, go Google it for more details), but the the two kissed and made up, and Esson’s hopes for a return to the north-east disappeared. Coventry and QPR had been interested in the 19-year-old Chris McGuire, who scored four goals in twenty-five appearances last season, but he opted to extend his time at Pittodrie to beyond 2011.

Finally, two stories to make you smile. BBC Gaelic are going to be showing one SPL game ‘live’  every Saturday. Inside Left did a course in Gaelic at the College of Commerce in the town, and while we can tell shopkeepers in South Uist that we work in an office in Aberdeen, that we prefer coffee to tea and that we are going to the mainland for our shopping,  our textbooks don’t teach us useful phrases that every Scottish football fan needs to know, phrases such as “you’re a cheating Orange cunt, referee”. If anyone out there is more familiar with Gaelic, we’d appreciate a translation.

And things have gone quiet on Paul McDonald/Fort William story, so here’s an interesting set of statistics from last season to keep you going until the fun kicks off: the Highland League sides form guide:

LDLDLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

To save you counting, there’s twenty-five “L”’s at the end. Bloody ‘L, as Alf Garnett might have said. Ok, thats all for today, we’re back tomorrow with more Scottish football guffery. Until then, comments to the usual place!

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If You Know Your History - España ‘82 (Part I)

July 16, 2008

http://insideleft.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/scotland.jpg?w=78&h=101 Now that the proposed fixture between Scotland and Argentina has been cancelled, the national side  will need to find other opposition as the team gets ready for World Cup 2010. Every Scottish football fan knows that Scotland have never gotten beyond the first round of a World Cup. On three occasions, Scotland came very close to qualifying, but on all three occasions, goal difference would prove to be the cause for an early return home, and the shattering of an entire nations dreams.

There are some that say that the fortunes of a town - and even a country - is closely linked to the fortunes of it’s football team. This was never highlighted more effectively in 1978, when, on the back of a disappointing World Cup in Argentina, Scotland as a nation needed to regain a pride in its team, and hence the country, that many claim had been lost in eight short days in June of that year.

In the first of a three-part “If You Know Your History”, we look back at the years between the two World Cups in Argentina and Spain to see if Scotland was able to live up to the broken promises of ‘78 and make Scotland the greatest football team and help to restore some of that pride that had been lost.  To tell that story however, we have to go back four years to a game that is still regarded as the best game of football Scotland has ever played.

It’s Sunday 11th June 1978. Scotland are playing what could be their final game in that years World Cup finals.  Scotland had so far failed to win a game in the competition; an opening day loss to Peru and a draw against Iran saw them second bottom of the group, two points behind today’s opposition, Holland. Scotland needed to win, and not only that, needed to win by three clear goals in order to go through with group winners Peru on goal difference.  The game had been tough. Holland, without Cruijff, had gone ahead on the half-hour mark from the penalty spot, before Dalglish equalized, and Gemmill put the Scots ahead, again from the penalty spot shortly afterward.  In the stands, the Scots supporters in the Estadio San Martin stadium, on the march with Ally’s army where praying for a miracle, another goal to bring them closed to the next round and achieve something no Scotland team had ever done before.The Scots pressed hard, but the Dutch defence held tight. On sixty-eight minutes, Robert Kennedy finds Kenny Dalglish on the edge of the Dutch area.  Surrounded by future Celtic manager Wim Jansen and Jan Poortvliet, Dalglish stumbles and the move seemed to break down, but the ball somehow found it’s way to Archie Gemmill, lurking a few yards away. He took the ball, skipped past the challenge of Wim Jansen, then took it past a lunging Ruud Krol and suddenly the Nottingham Forest player found himself clear on goal. Gemmill set himself and cooly fired the ball over the on-rushing Jan Jongbloed as Rene van de Kerkhof arrived too late to stop the ball from going into the net.

The Tartan Army goes wild as the promise that manager Ally McLeod made before the team left for Argentina looked like it might still come true. One more goal lads, and Scotland would surely win the World Cup The game kicked off again with Scotland looking for the third goal that would put them through. The game still had another 20 minutes to play however, and the Dutch, losing World Cup finalists in the ‘74 knew the Scots would through everything at them. They had to make sure that Scotland didn’t get that third goal - one way was to defend, the other, the one they chose was to score themselves. In the seventieth minute, disaster struck as Johnny Rep thundered the ball past Alan Rough - a killer goal, and the Tartan Army knew that it was all over. No one, not even Ally McCleod, ever the optimist, could see Scotland getting two more goals in the time left. When the final whistle blew, Scotland where out, Holland went through. For the fourth time in their history, Scotland had fallen at the first hurdle. Surely it couldn’t happen again?

The expectation that Ally McLeod had set (the promise of returning with a medal and then defending their win) had been built up by the press to near hysterical levels, levels Gordon McQueen likened to Beatlemania. The discovery of North Sea oil in the late 60’s and the unfulfilled promise of the wealth it would bring to Scotland, lead to the rise of Scottish nationalism in the guise of the Scottish National Party (SNP). Their successful “It’s Scotland’s Oil’ in the early 70’s had seen the SNP return 11 candidates to parliament in 1974, starting a process that would force the Labour government to prepare for a referendum on devolution.

It was against this backdrop of a resurgent Scottish nationalism that the plane carrying the Scotland team back from Argentina touched down at Prestwick a few days after the defeat against Holland. Scotland had been let down by the performance of the national side but the upcoming European Championship, to be held in Italy in 1980, would provide the chance for the team to restore some of the pride lost.

Scotland had been drawn in a group with Austria, Belgium, Portugal and Norway. Austria where the only team in the group to also have played in Argentina ‘78. They’d done rather well, coping top of a group that contained Brazil and Spain.  Belgium had not qualified for the World Cup ‘78 and, should they qualify for Italy ‘80, it would only be their second appearance in a European Championship. Managed by Guy Thys, Jean-Marie Pfaff, Eric Gerets, Jan Ceulemans and playmaker Enzo Scifo where the core of a strong team.

The European Qualification campaign started on the 25th October 1978 when Ally McLeod took his team to the Praterstadion in Vienna for the game against Austria. The team that night featured only two players who played their club football in Scotland. Alan Rough, of Partick Thistle and Aberdeen’s Robert Kennedy had played in the game against Holland. The rest of the team was comprised of players based in England. Joe Jordan, Martin Buchan and Gordon McQueen represented the red side of Manchester, while Billy Donachie and Asa Hartford played for the blue side. Archie Gemmill, made captain for the game, played for Nottingham Forest, Kenny Dalglish and Graeme Souness both played for Liverpool; Aston Villa striker Andy Gray and Leeds’ Arthur Graham completed the side.

The Austrians went into half-time with a single goal lead provided by Bruno Pezzey. The lead was extended just after the break by Schancer and the game seemed over in the 62nd minute when Kruez gave the Austrians a seemingly unassailable 3-0 lead. Gordon McQueen and Andy Gray scored for Scotland, but Austria held on to the lead. The game proved to be the end for Ally McLeod; shortly after the game, McLeod was sacked. Jock Stein was asked to return to manage the national side, and took charge of his first game against Norway at Hampden on the 25th October, 1978.

Fate smiled on Scotland as they recorded their first victory since they beat Holland in June. Things got off to a bad start when Einar Aas scored past James Stewart within the first five minutes. Parity was restored when Kenny Dalglish scored on the half-hour mark but Norway again took the lead through Okland on sixty minutes. With eight minutes to go, Dalglish equalised and Gemmill added a third from the penalty spot. Norway where beaten 3-2.

The last European fixture of 1978 came in November. Scotland travelled to Lisbon for the third game in the the qualifiers against Portugal. An Alberto Fonseca goal on twenty-nine minutes proved to be the only goal of the game as Scotland slumped to a second defeat.

Jock Stein had again picked a side comprised mainly of players based in England; the core of the team was based around Manchester United (McQueen, Buchan, Jordan), Manchester City (Hartford, Donachie) and Nottingham Forest (Gemmill and Robertson). Back in Scotland, by the end of 1978, Dundee United lead the Scottish Premier League with Partick Thistle and Aberdeen in second and third place respectively. Perhaps this is why the only Scottish based players in the squad that faced Portugal - David Narey, Alan Rough and Stuart Kennedy - had come from these teams.  So as 1978 came to a close, Scotland where in second place in the European Qualifiers with three points, just one behind Austria and two behind group leaders Portugal. Things where going well, but there was a long way to go yet.

In Part 2, we follow Scotland through 1979 and 1980 as they continue their European qualification campaign, take part in the Home International Championship, play Argentina and begin the road to España ‘82.

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Off The Ball - Bedtime Quickie?

July 15, 2008

newsIt’s getting late and we really should be in bed with a cup of milky tea and a well thumbed copy of the Wee Red Book, but we simply had to tell you about the fixtures taking place across Scotland this evening. So, here’s some pre-season action to keep you and the wife entertained just before you go to bed for some post match action, possibly.

Greenock Morton lost their latest friendly when they went down 2-1 at home to Hartlepool. Morton fielded four trailists for the game, but it was  Steven Masterton, recently signed from Clyde who got the consolation goal for the ‘Ton. Some trivia for you: Morton played Hartlepool once before, back in 1922, right after the Greenock side won the Scottish Cup. The fixture had been arranged before the team beat Rangers in the final,  so right after the game, the team boarded a train - taking the Cup with them - to Hartlepool to play the game; it remains, to this day, the only time the Scottish Cup has left Scottish soil.

Dundee United may be having a torrid time over in Ireland, but back home the U19’s are fairly sticking them away. A slender 7-0 victory away to Lossiemouth is showing the auld yins how you do it. Four-nil up at halftime, the final goal was scored by Scottish youth international - and the youngest ever player ever to score an SPL goal - David Goodwillie (stop sniggering at the back!). 

Not far up the road, Aberdeen sent their youngsters up to Scotland’s fastest town, Nairn (think about it) while the seniors where away in Dundee drawing 0-0. The youngsters fared a little better, coming out 1-0 winners. While we’re on the subject of Aberdeen, the club have announced the signing of former Celtic and Wolves left back Charlie Mulgrew. Charlie, a former Scotland U21 player, signs a two year deal. He’ll be taking Alan Maybury’s place at left back after the Irish international declined the offer of a new deal with the Dons. Dundee meanwhile sign another former Wolves player, Colin Cameron. Cameron is still contracted to MK Dons, but has signed a pre-contract agreement with the Dee’s.

Forfar’s pre-season continues as they beat Angus rivals Brechin City 3-1 at Station Park, Bryan Duell and Kevin McLeish getting the goals for the Loons. It was their first win under new manager Dick Campbell.

Upcoming fixtures include tomorrows games as Airdrie play Hamilton and Dunfermline take on Hearts (who also lost against Irish opposition, the Tynecastle side losing their first game under their new manager 6-5 on penalties to Glentoran). Up in the Highlands, Inverness Caley Thistle take on former Highland League foes Brora Rangers.

On Thursday Falkirk try and do what Morton couldn’t do, i.e beat Hartlepool while Forfar hope to continue their winning ways when they take on a Hibernian select XI.

Looking even further ahead, another north-east derby takes place when Aberdeen travel up the coast to Peterhead on Friday, while Celtic travel all the way south to face one of their manager’s former sides, Southampton.

Lastly, it looks like Rangers will be playing FBK Kaunus in the second qualifying round of the Champions League. The Lithuanians beat the Andorran champions Santa Coloma 4-1. The Brazillian striker Rafael Ledesma got two of the goals.

That’s it for now. We’ll bring you the outcome of the Raith Rovers against Hibernian fixture tomorrow; the lines to Methill seem to be down. Hopefully Hibernian can put the disappointment of their early European exit behind them and take out the frustration on lower-league cannon fodder. Or possibly not. Comments to the usual place, talk to you again tomorrow!

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Who Are Ya? Dundee United

July 15, 2008

Following Dundee United’s rather disappointing (not to mention surprising) 2-1 defeat away to Irish side UCD in Dublin yesterday, we thought we’d look at the team that once challenged the Old Firm for league dominance.

Who Are Ya?

We’re Dundee United, known either as The Terrors or The Arabs. We started out life back in 1909 as Dundee Hibernian, to cater for the large Irish population that had moved to the city to work in the jute mills on which Dundee depended for it’s wealth. To reflect our heritage, we originally played in green and white, but by the 1920’s we  had distanced ourselves from our Irish roots, changed the colours to plain black and white and renamed ourselves Dundee United. We play at Tannadice, which was originally called Clepington Park, and our first game was in 1909 when we played Hibernian. The game ended 1-1.

High Point

In the early to mid 1980’s we where one half of a great double act called ‘The New Firm’ when, together with our rivals from up the coast, Aberdeen, we dominated Scottish Football. Under manager Jim McLean we won the league in 1982/83 and the League cup in 1980 and 1981. We also reached the European Cup semi-final in 1984, eventually going out 2-3 on aggregate to AS Roma. In 1987 we made the final of the UEFA Cup in a run that saw us beat Barcelona (who had Gary Lineker and Mark Hughes playing for them) 2-1 at the Nou Camp (something we’d done before back in 1966).  We lost the final to IFK Gothenburg however, when the Swedes beat us 2-1 over two legs.

Low Point

Our relegation at the end of season 1994/95 was pretty poor, and a second place finish in the First Division meant a play-off was needed to ensure promotion. Owen Coyle got the winner in a 3-2 win against Partick Thistle. Since we’ve come up, last season’s 5th place finish was our best to-date; we had finished in 11th the previous three seasons.

On the 29th December 2007, we played a fixture away to Motherwell. When Noel Hunt scored to make the scores 5-2, Mark McGhee brought on Mark Fitzpatrick for captain Phil O’Donnell. As he was coming off the pitch, O’Donnell collapsed. After receiving treatment on the field, he was transfered to hospital where his death was confirmed shortly afterwards.  Unaware of what had happened, the game resumed and Noel Hunt added a third just on the final whistle, but the result, which consolidated Motherwell’s third spot, was made largely irrelevant by the tragic death of the Motherwell captain. He was 35.

Have Ye Heard Of ..?

Dave Narey? He scored Scotland’s goal in the 4-1 trashing we got against Brazil in Spain ‘82. His shot (later  infamously described by Jimmy Hill as a toe poke) from the edge of the box sailed past Peres in the Brazilian goal. Paul Sturrock, currently manager of Plymouth Argyle and a former Dundee United player and manager also played in that game. Have-a-go hero Duncan Ferguson started out with Dundee United, as did BBC Radio 5 Live pundit Kevin Gallacher. Ivan Golac was the first foreign manager in Scotland - he won us the Scottish Cup!

Last Season

We finished 5th last season, having stayed pretty much in that position, save for the occasional 3rd spot. We reached the final of the CIS Insurance Cup but lost 3-2 to Rangers on penalties. We did beat Aberdeen in the semi’s though! We only reached the fifth round of the Scottish Cup, going out to St Mirren in the replay. Only 3,700 people turned up to see Andy Dorman put us out. In terms of transfers, we lost Barry Robson (who was the clubs top scorer after Noel Hunt) in the January transfer window to Celtic for £1.25m.

Next Season

Things can only get better. Providing Craig Levein’s case against the SFA doesn’t become too much of a distraction, expect us to do well again next season. United turned down an offer from Blackpool for top scorer Noel Hunt, so the Irish presence at the club remains strong with popular midfielder Willo Flood signing up for another season on loan from Cardiff; right back Sean Dillon was an ever-present last year, but striker Jon Daley will be out with an injury for a few months. With the sale of Barry Robson, the Arabs have to look at another attacking midfielder, David Robertson to help with the goal tally: Roberston was good for 6 goals last season. Captain Lee Wilkie scored four, but needs to keep his yellow card count down - he was cautioned 10 times last season and sent off once.  Gretna, our bogey team last season (2 of their five league wins came against United) are gone, and we’re looking for better performances against the bottom half of the table this season. Too many dropped points against Kilmarnock, Falkirk and St Mirren cost us. Don’t expect too much against the Old Firm, but Hibernian and Hearts are there for the taking, as are Hamilton - they’ve not beaten us since 1989. Lastly, getting to the League Cup final was nice, but the Scottish Cup is where it’s at and we need to do better than the fifth round this year.

Stand Up If You Hate …

Traditionally it would have to be our next-door neighbours Dundee, but as they’re back in the First Division, the on-field rivalry has worn off somewhat. Mind you, the last time we played in the same division, season 2004/05 we only beat them once in four attempts, and before that you’d have to go back to 2002 for another victory. But we did piss them off when we stole Scott Robertson and Paul Dixon from them. No, a more consistent opponent for us has been Aberdeen with whom we’ve had some exciting tussles over the years. Now that the Old Firm are dominating again, the title New Firm is used less and less though the rivalry is just as fierce as ever. Overall Aberdeen have won more games between us, though we have a slightly better League Cup record. They’re also picking off our players - in the last 3 years or so we’ve lost the two Lee’s (Miller and Mair) as well as Stuart Duff and Mark Kerr to the Dons.

Extra Time

Manager Craig Levein is awaiting the outcome of the official complaint he made against the SFA following referee Mike McCurrie’s handling of their game against Rangers at Ibrox. The game, which ended in a 3-1 defeat effectively ended our chances of reaching third spot - and lucrative European football. Leviein felt that McCurrie failed to award a penalty and ruled a perfectly good goal offside. McCurrie would later admit he made two mistakes, but denied allegations that he ‘bottled’ the game in order, as Levein contests, to ensure that Rangers would not slip up in their league challenge.

Former Deacon Blue lead singer Rickie Ross is a fan of the club as is, somewhat bizarely, Zippy, of Rainbow fame.

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A Off The Ball - Monday Update

July 14, 2008

news Mondays. We don’t like them much. Not as much as Brenda Ann Spencer, but certainly enough to use up the last of the bog roll in the third stall from the left in the gents on the third floor of the office where we work, and not tell the guy who went in after us. That’s how much we hate Mondays.  Yes, another week at the coal face of Scottish football beckons for Inside Left, chipping away at the rock with our little pick, all muscular and sweaty, shoveling the news into a little bucket ready to be brought to the surface for you, dear reader, to throw onto the barbecue of life.

Let’s start then with Paul McDonald, the man behind the forthcoming takeover of Fort William, who got in touch (though thankfully not with a threat of legal action) following yesterdays posting apropos the, well, unusual season about to get underway for the Highland League club.  As reported yesterday, the idea is to replace some of the playing staff with, as the website describes it, “handsome, young fish out of water” types and basically let them loose on the field and in the town. The site goes on:

How will the local fans react to Americans playing their game, going to their restaurants, pubs, churches and schools? How about dating their women?

Who knows, but we hope “The Wicker Man” is not the in-flight movie coming over.  The idea of turning the town and the club into some kind of Disney-esque theme park for the amusement of others is hard to digest. We’re not sure what to make of it quite frankly - on the one hand you’ve got arguably the worst team in the history of the Highland League getting some much needed help (and boy do they need it), but on the other hand Inside Left fears that another Gretna scenario is about to unfold.  We’re sure the town will benefit, financially anyway, from this endeavor. Depending on the players brought in, we can only hope that the team will improve also. But we also hope that the town and the team have thought about life once the camera’s go. What happens when the program ends and these young, handsome players all go back to the US, taking all the money they brought with them to the club disappears? Will Fort William revert back to their previous incarnation as, according to the website anyway, the World’s Worst Soccer Team?  Who knows what will happen, but something tells us it’s not going to end well.

You are of course free to make up your own mind, but we’re interested in your views on the matter, either via a comment on the forum. For more details about America’s Team, check the website.

 
Round Up  
Inside Left’s weekend got off to a right belter on Saturday when Aberdeen took on the European Champions Manchester United at Pittodrie. We had presumed that being a pre-season, Alex Ferguson (none of your ‘Sir’ la-di-da here) would have brought the U19’s for a wee run-around but, all credit to the man, he brought quite a talented squad.

With the exception of goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar and Chri$tiano Ronaldo, the side that lined up at 3pm was not far off what you’d see in the league ever week. Rooney, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs, Brown and Vidic all played at least some part of the game. Aberdeen gave debuts to Mark Kerr, Gary McDonald and Betrand Bossu, all of whom put in excellent performances, in our opinion. Aberdeen had the ball in the net first, but Mackie was harshly ruled offside.

The final score was 2-0 to United, with Carrick converting a penalty just after half time (a penalty as dodgy as the pie I had at the Dundee vs Partick game on boxing day last year) before Rooney wrapped it up when he headed home a Fletcher cross.

Aberdeen next play Dundee away on Tuesday.

 

Meanwhile, away from the glamour ties between two European champions, down in the lower leagues, Annan Athletic are slowly getting used to the step-up to the senior leagues. Convincingly thumped 5-0 by the team from up the A57, Queen of the South, the team are in a rush to get new players on board soon before the season starts. They play Cowdenbeath on the 2nd of August.

Edinburgh City also lost at the weekend, when Second Division Arbroath beat them 3-1. And Gretna 2008, the club formed by the Gretna Supporters Society played their first fixture; they lost 5-0 to Workington Reds. Spartans meanwhile fared a little better, they beat Third Division champions East Fife 2-0.

This season’s Stirlingshire Cup competition has been canceled. Not much more to say about that really, it was a bit of a waste of time tourney anyway. This means that the planned fixtures between Stenhousemuir, Dumbarton, Alloa Athletic, Falkirk and Stirling Albion will now possibly be played as friendlies. Check the club sites for more details.

Rangers won their first pre-season game against Preussen Munster but injury worries continue ahead of the start of the season as Charlie Adam and DaMarcus Beasley join Barry Ferguson on the injury list.

     
Upcoming Fixtures
Friendlies    

Today
Dublin City v Dundee Utd
Glentoran v Hearts

Tuesday 15th July
Dundee v Aberdeen
Forfar v Brechin City
Morton v Hartlepool
Raith Rovers v Hibernian

Wednesday 16th July
Airdrie v Hamilton
Dunfermline v Hearts
Tolka Rovers v Dundee Utd

   
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Off The Ball - The Weekender

July 12, 2008

news Aye aye, fit like? Welcome to the Saturday Weekender, Inside Left’s look back at the week in Scottish football. The pre-season games are really getting started now with games in every division across Scotland. Hibernian where in action again in Europe (however briefly) while Dundee United and Rangers hit the road as they play their first games since May.

 
Round-Up Fort William - Reality TV?

Hibernian now have extra time to prepare for the start of the new season without having to worry about pesky European games. Yes, the Easter Road side tanked out of the Intertoto Cup this afternoon when they lost 2-0 to IF Elfsborg. That’s 4-0 on aggregate folks, and another class showing by a Scottish team in Europe.

And the Hearts managerial saga finally ends with the appointment of Romanian coach Csaba Laszlo. Time will tell how long this one will last, but given that owner Vladimir Romanov had to shell out 120k to get the former Ugandan national coach to Tynecastle, perhaps he’ll give this one a little longer.  Csaba has already been in the papers this week stating he “wants to stay as long as possible” which, when read by the sort of cynical hacks that we are, sounds almost like a plea, not a statement.  Six months, we reckon, or roughly mid-season when the Jambos find themselves fifteen points of the pace, which ever comes first, that’s how long we’ll give him.

Hearts are not the only team this week with a new manager. Albion Rovers have appointed Paul Martin as new head-coach. Martin takes over from John McCormack, who leaves for life in the Scottish Premier League with Hamilton.

Rangers will start the season without captain Barry Ferguson who is laid up with ankle problems. He’s expected to be out for around three months.

Inverness Caley have rejected two offers for highly rated Romanian striker Marius Niculae. The offers, believed to be from Romanian side Dynamo Bucharest and German team Karlsruhe, are said to be substantial but the club believe that Niculae is worth more than the offers on the table.

Now that the whole fuss around the election of  a new team into the league has died down, there are rumblings around the lower leagues as the teams who didn’t get in this time around, Edinburgh City, Spartans, Preston Athletic and Cove Rangers have re-opened an age-old can of worms: the introduction of a pyramid scheme that would see relegation from, and promotion to the Third Division from the leagues that sit immediately below them.  Inside Left has always supported such a move and continues to do so, providing the entire Scottish Football League takes part, and any plans, however tentative for an “SPL-2″,  are abandoned.

We mention it because we truly think that a league restructuring has to be on the way soon, because we cannot carry on with a league structure that is as patently unfair and uncompetitive as this one is: a league where a team can finish bottom year after year without fear of relegation, and where three teams can finish top of their league year after year without any chance of promotion.

 

Regular readers of Inside Left might have spotted that being marginally cheuchterish we’re particularly fond of the teams in the lower leagues of the varied tableaux that is Scottish football.

And we’re especially fond of Fort William FC, a side whose exploits we’ve profiled in previous postings on Inside Left. You see, Fort William where pure gash last season, and the one before that, and in fact most seasons before that. Last season, they finished bottom once again, managing one win in twenty-eight, scoring 16 and conceding a whopping 158 goals. Now, that’s the kind of form that gets you noticed!

It turns out that Fort William may soon be taking part in their own reality TV show as American Paul McDonald, a die-hard Scottish football fan, has decided to make the struggling Highland League team the subject of his new revolutionary idea.

Basically, it breaks down like this: the entire current squad is sacked and replaced by a bunch of American players. The viewers then get to decide every move the club makes.

The somewhat bemused Fort William officials claim that all they’ve agreed to was a sponsorship deal with Mr McDonalds company and are unaware of the further implications. Mr McDonald claims that under the deal:

“Members who pay a fee will be entitled to ‘manage’ a diverse group of young, dynamic Americans to go and represent our country in one of the world’s most beautiful but difficult locations for Americans to play – the Highlands of Scotland. Millions will be glued to the competition and rally around the team that is against the odds.”

Inside Left likes the way McDonald says that Fort William is a difficult place to play for Americans. Well, it was difficult for Fort Williamonians to play there, why would it be different for Americans? And millions will be glued to the competition?

Dream on, ye trumpet. 

If the experiment proves to be a success, McDonald plans to do the same thing to a team in England. I wouldn’t bother waiting around for that to happen. Once the novelty has worn off and Fort William find themselves in the place they’ve so successfully made their own over the years - only this time with players called Chad and Troy instead of Ruarigh and Hamish - interest in the US for Scottish league football will soon disappear, along, we hope, with Paul McDonald and his idiotic idea.

   
Upcoming Fixtures Results
Friendlies Intertoto Cup 2nd Leg

Sunday 13th July

Preussen v  Rangers
Rangers travel to Germany for this friendly. How will they cope without influential captain Barry Ferguson who is out for three months with ankle problems?

Monday 14th July

Dublin City v Dundee Utd
Glentoran v Hearts
Hearts finally have a new manager: will the team rise to the occasion?

 

Saturday 12th July

IF Elfsborg 2
Hibernian 0
Hibernian’s participation in this years Intertoto Cup - and the prospect of UEFA Cup football ended in Sweden as the Hibee’s went down 2-0 to a strong IF Elfsborg side in front of a meager 3,500 supporters. Mathias Floren and Emir Bajrami got the goals.

Friendlies

Aberdeen 0
Manchester United 2
Man United completely bollock up Aberdeen’s gala day by unsportingly winning 2-0. Wayne Rooney and Michael Carrick get the goals either side of half time while Aberdeen gave debuts to new signings Bossu, Kerr and Paton. Alex Ferguson brought a strong team north that included Scholes, Giggs, Brown, Neville, Vidic and John O’Shea.

Forfar 0
Buckie Thistle 0

A goalless draw kicks of the pre-season fun for these two sides. Buckie should have taken the lead when they where awarded a penalty on 38 minutes, but Macrae saw his spot kick saved. Forfar’s best chance came in the last minute of the game when a 35 yard drive by David Dunn was tipped over the bar by Kevin Main in the Buckie goal.

Brechin City 1
Partick Thistle 0
A win for The Hedgemen against Division One opposition. Charlie King got the goal just after half-time in what was an exciting end-to-end game that saw both teams create chances to score, but excellent goalkeeping from John Tuffey in the Thistle goal kept Brechin at bay.

Morton 0
Ayr United 1
Ayr United snatch a win away to Morton, with Alex Williams, who scored 18 goals in 33 appearances for The Honest Men last season getting the goal.

Berwick Rangers 4
Airdrie United 3
A good win in Berwick’s first game of the pre-season, beating First Division Airdrie United. Jim Lister, Steven Bonar, Ryan McGurk, Jamie Ewart, Darren Gribben and John Dillon all made their debuts for the Borders.